My American Horror Story Video Game Wish List - Entertainment - Video Games

If you've listened to a Dead Pixels Podcast in the last 3-4 months you're fully aware of my totally normal obsession with two things: Skyrim and American Horror Story. I've already talked plenty on the former-you can expect even more Skyrim chat in our Game of the Year podcast in a few weeks-but I really haven't talked too much about just how incredible American Horror Story is. Having finally got around to finishing the finale earlier tonight, I've decided this show needs a video game. If Buffy, X-Files, and The Walking Dead can get one, this one deserves one too.It seems as if the series was created with the idea of a video game adaptation in mind. Think about it: it's a horror story anthology that appeals to all flavors of people. Weird folks have plenty to enjoy, horror fans have a few scares and an incredibly creepy atmosphere, kinkier people have the Gimp scenes and more than a few brief shots of Dylan McDermott's muscular bum, and gamers with short attention spans w ill like the episodic approach. If this sounds like your type of thing, I suggest joining me after the jump so we can chat about it. Come on, it's safe on the other side, all you have to do is hit that little Read More button. Do it, you know you want to.Let's start off with my first idea: the Alan Wake approach. Alan Wake was a story-driven horror/thriller with a tense atmosphere, a focus on its story/characters, and it was broken up into episodes, not unlike a television show.This is perfect for American Horror Story.Each episode would play out like an episode of the TV series, complete with its own story arch and a little twist at the end to make you antsy for the next episode. It would also be more of a third person game, like the parts in Heavy Rain where you were actually controlling your character (minus the god awful controls). Oh wait, I just thought of something even better. Bare with me here, it's really just best if you keep your limbs inside the boat as I guide us down this river of random thoughts and ideas.Alan Wake's style might be a little too gamey for some Horror Story fans, so that leaves us with another option: the cinematic style. By this I mean something like Heavy Rain or Telltale's work on the Back to the Future and Jurassic Park games. Ignoring for a second how awful the latter was, a more cinematic take could help the game retain the show's unpredictable nature.I like to think of it being similar to Heavy Rain, only it's broken up into episodes. That way the story can be told and the player doesn't miss out on all the things that can be missed in a less linear game where you could wander off and miss little details. It could also mean your actions could change the direction the story takes. Maybe Violet doesn't take all those pills, or Tate actually does manage to outrun the ghosts of his victims that chased him on Halloween night, or maybe you could just play as the maid and clean stuff through mini-games.Wait, somet hing's happening. Maid mini-game yes.I want a God of War style sex mini game, only this time it's from the woman's prospective. I want to play as the maid so I can lure unsuspecting men into the house, have my way with them, then right when they're about to finish, BOO! I was actually an old chick the whole time! Achievement unlocked.So I have a few questions for you. First off, does the idea of a well done American Horror Story video game sound good to you, and if one was to get made, should it be in the style of Alan Wake, Heavy Rain, or something else entirely?Once you've cast your vote (I'm expecting 100% in the Hell yes category), tell me why you chose what you did in the comments below!

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A story about DTM Printed t shirts - Shopping - Clothing

There are no men in this world who denies attention & everyone needs love from opposite sex. But those will come with extra cost.

Don't disturb me is kind of simple clip art design t shirt inspired by Hindi Movie called "Pyaar ka Punchnama". There are lot of Desi movies which talks about a girl and a boy falling in love. They both stay together. The movie ends. No one tells the story after this. "Pyaar ka Punchnama" movie exactly did that. Below are some cool dialogues from the movie

A girl and a guy falls in love. They both stay together. The movie ends. No one tells the story after this. I'll tell you the story after that.

What relationship? And what happiness?

Relationship means enter into it with your own happiness. After that all you have to

Worry about her happiness, her birthday, her dog's birthday, her New Year. No one can make these girls happy. A happy woman is a myth.

If the guy doesn't hug the girl two days there's a problem.

If he hugs her then again she says you are cheap.

Girls don't get tired from shopping.

First cushions and now curtains. Cushions didn't match the curtains, so she bought more cushions. I have so many mugs that if I sell them I can bear my life for a month.

This F*** mobile phones

I am working in the office and she calls. As soon as I answer the phone, I tell her I cannot talk to her. Is it so difficult to understand?

What will happen if you talk to me for two minutes? If I talk to you for two minutes, what will you gain?

I won't be able to talk to you properly. Then if I disconnect the phone

Without saying 'I love you'. She starts her melodrama.

This mobile phone has irritated me a lot. It has made my life miserable.

It is like a noose to me. Did you see their ads?

1 paisa per second. So, keep calling. If the price is less, how much can a person talk?

I am working in the office; I get a SMS which says "I love you." So, I reply to her 'I love you too.' Then I keep getting SMS one after other. If I don't reply for two SMSs. I get a call immediately. If you don't answer the phone, you get a message in 10 minutes reads "I don't think it is working anymore". In 10 minutes it goes from 'Babu, I love you' to 'It's not working anymore.'

I am telling you. You cannot discuss anything with a woman. Because, they call it a discussion but any discussion with a woman is an argument. Based on this story we have designed DTM printed t shirts.

And finally after this entire act when you try to get out of that mess they cry and made the situation such that again you get into trap. Few will really come out of this - Don't disturb me design for those experienced boys.

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Porn - Here's How To Get Your Woman To Watch "Naughty Movies" With You (Kinky Sex) - Relationships - Sexuality

Here Is How To Get Your Woman To Watch "Naughty Movies" With You

There is definitely something kinky and a little naughty about you and your woman "getting it on"; whilst you are watching other people "get it on" in a porn movie.

And women love to GET NAUGHTY - so this can be powerful.

The way to get your woman to watch porn with you is to choose the type of porn you watch with her very carefully.

You see, we guys tend to be happy watching any porn, as long as the woman (or women) is very attractive. We also tend to like to watch Lesbian porn.

However, your woman is a bit more picky when it comes to what porn will turn her on. Here is what most women want to watch:

They want to watch porn with a STORY LINE. And they want that story line to be a little naughty, a little wrong and a little perverse.

We guys don't mind if the porn actors just start having sex as soon as the scene starts.

BUT - your woman wants to see FOREPLAY in the porn that you watch with her; just like she wants you to give her foreplay before you have sex with her (you do give your woman foreplay, right?).

So, let me really HELP YOU OUT by giving you some ideas of the type of porn and story lines that your woman will probably find a turn on:

- Naughty school girl being called to the headmaster's office and then getting "punished" for being a bad girl

- Anything very artistic (women like those movies where the guys where masks and the women where leather cat-suits where the crotch unzips and everything else stays on)

- A woman takes her car in for a service, then realises she has no money to pay - so she pays the workers at the garage in "another way"

Do you get this?

Do you see how your woman's mind works?

Women want the porn with the REALLY NAUGHTY story lines that slowly build up to sex. They do not want to watch the porn that jumps straight into sex because they find it boring.

So, if you want to get your woman to watch porn with you...

- Use it rarely (once every 6 to 8 weeks). Do not start trying to watch porn with your woman every night

- Choose porn that your woman will like (clever, naughty, slightly perverse, "wrong" story lines)

- Make sure you are giving your woman incredible sex BEFORE you start to introduce porn into your bedroom. If you aren't giving your woman vaginal and multiple orgasms every time you have sex with, get that happening before you think about porn.

More than anything - your woman wants you to give her ORGASMS. Remember that.

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What Will Happen If I Don't Give My Husband Sex After He Cheated And Had An Affair? - Relationships

I often hear from women who have no desire to resume sexual relationships with this husband after he has had an affair. Some are acting out of anger and others want to teach their husband a lesson. Withholding sex can be a very deliberate decision made as a way to punish the husband for his actions.

I heard from a wife who said: "the idea of having sex with my husband right now is not at all appealing to me. Because when I think about being intimate with him, I think about him being intimate with her and that is the biggest turn off in the world. One of my friends has recently gone through this and she has told me that eventually, my desire will return. She said that I will want to have sex with him again because this is part of the recovery process and it will bring us closer together when we start to reconcile. Frankly, I have no intention of having sex with him again for a very long time. I feel like if I withhold sex, he will be truly sorry for what he has done. My friend says this is not a good idea. Is she right? Should I stop having sex with him because he had an affair?"

This is not an answer that I could give to the wife. This is very individual decision. However having been through this myself, I do understand that after infidelity, the idea of sex is usually not one that is all that appealing. Many wives feel pressured to have sex because they worry that if they are not fulfilling this need within my husband, then he'll just go back to the other woman or find some other woman who will fulfill this need. I don't think it's a good idea to allow yourself to feel pressured to be intimate. Frankly, the sex isn't all that good when this happens and usually a lot more resentment will build up as a result. The wife feels as if she's only an object and that her feelings don't matter. This isn't good for either spouse.

Why I Don't Think That Withholding Sex For Punishment Is A Good Idea: On the flip side of the coin, many wives will take the opposite approach and will refuse to have sex with their husbands. While I completely agree that you shouldn't be intimate unless you want to, withholding this part of your marriage as a means to punish your husband can harm the relationship as much as the affair. Intimacy can be a way to reconnect and to begin to reestablish the trust. If you hold this aspect of your relationship back or remove it all together, it may delay or thwart your healing and you will probably worry that your husband will remain faithful. The bottom line for me is that you should allow your feelings and your intuition to be your guide. You will likely know when the time is right and you shouldn't compromise your wishes for anyone else. You are allowed to move at your own pace.

Have Sex Again When You Are Ready. You Should Set Your Own Pace: One of the most common questions that I hear is when is the right time to start resuming sex. There is no set answer for every couple. I usually tell people that they will know when the time is right. Usually, this time comes after healing has begun. It usually doesn't happen until the wife begins to see some remorse and rehabilitation. If you rush it, the experience might be an awkward or painful one. But if you wait until the time is right for both of you, then you'll usually have a good experience that ultimately helps in your healing.

There is no reason to rush this or to delay it. Allow yourself to go at a natural pace, moving forward only when you are comfortable or sure. Intimacy is a very special thing between two people. It's important to safe guard it rather than to manipulate it. So to answer the question posed, I don't believe that you should rush having sex again or allow yourself to be pressured into doing something that you are not ready to do. With that said, if you know the time is right and you are comfortable, then I don't feel that it's a good idea to without intimacy simply to teach your husband a lesson or to punish him. This can hurt your marriage, make you both resentful, and delay your healing.

I was in no hurry to have sex with my husband after his affair. I trusted myself to know when the time was right. My husband was probably not that thrilled about this, but he understood. Waiting until we had begun our recovery was the right choice because I felt respected and in control and the outcome was a good one because I didn't feel pressured or resentful. It it helps, you can read the whole story on my blog at

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35 Sex Tips to Spice Up your Love Life - Other

2. Explore motions and really get to know your own body or maybe just find new tricks. Girls ride your man moving your hips in all ways possible and with your body at different angles. Take notes between you of which positions and movements hit the spot. 3. Silky smooth newly shaven balls. For the man, this offers excitement of naked balls and the sexy sensitivity of when they are touched. For the woman - soft shaved balls are so much nicer to suck and lick. 4. The 'No Penetrative Sex' pact. You both agree to the terms of no actual sexual intercourse, however all other forms of foreplay are allowed, things like - licking, sucking, kissing, oral sex, toy play, the list could be endless according to your tastes. The Pact not only extends foreplay but also encourages great foreplay; as one tries to out do the other to see who will want intercourse first. 5. Massage oil. Rub one another down slowly in massage oil slightly warmed in the microwave. Let your bodies glide against each other to massage and feel the tantalising sensations. 6. Pizza! One of you goes out to get a take out pizza, and when they return they are the pizza delivery person, and the partner invites them in and tries to seduce them. 7. Buy a new sex toy and discreetly hide it and surprise your partner by producing it during your next lovemaking session. 8. Blindfold your partner and lead them to a large flat surface - a table or maybe the floor. Lay them down on their backs and decorate their body in food - slices of strawberries, whipped cream, jelly, sliced bananas, ice cream syrups. Their skin will tingle with delight. You can either massage it into their body and get dirty, or eat it off them. 9. Read erotic stories or confessions in adult magazines together. Whilst one reads the other masturbates or performs oral for the reader. 10. Go out on a date. Fix up a date and get ready for it at different locations and meet up in a bar. Feel the excitement of dressing up for your partner and preening yourself so to impress. Feel the anticipation of meeting up, wondering what they will be wearing, and if they remembered to put their knickers on. 11. Use your lover as a canvas for painting on. Lay them down on the floor and use children's finger paints and assorted brushes - feathers, fingers, breasts, penis, sponges - I'm sure you will think of lots of other things you could uses as brushes. 12. Host a huge party at your house, and when the party is swinging and the wine is flowing; sneak about with your lover, hiding in silly places - the broom cupboard, the car, or lock your selves in the bathroom for some heavy petting. 13. Why not visit a swingers club together or a fetish or strip and lap dancing club. Participation isn't compulsory, and you might find just watching arousing. Check out our 'out and about' page for more information and to see what's happening near you. 14. Bathe together. Fill the bathroom with candles and the bath with bubbles a nd take a nice bottle of wine with you. Wash each other and talk and relax, mind you don't loose the soap! 15. Whilst at work or when your apart, strike up a mobile phone text sex conversation - It could start 'When I get home I'm going to do _ _ _ _ _ _ to you'. Spend the day titillating each other with steamy messages building up a story. 16. Have a picnic on the living room floor on a blanket or cushions and pillows in front of the fire. 17. Ice cube play. Make a tray of ice cubes and rub one over your lover's naked body seductively. Stroke it over their nipples and genitals and watch their reaction. 18. Body piercing is a little extreme but you can get a similar effect from non piercing nipple rings and clit clips. 19. Strategically place mirrors around the bedroom so that no matter what you get up to you can always see what's happening from different angles. 20. You will have to think of a good excuse, but - hire a bouncy castle. Either find a secluded place in the gard en to erect it or have your fun on it under the cover of darkness. 21. Talk about your fantasies, if you find talking about them difficult, write them down. Work through the list trying to fulfil these fantasies. 22. Dress up as a naughty nurse or doctor and let your lover be the patient and examine any unusual swellings. 23. Do a slow striptease or lap dance for your lover. Make it a slow dance and tease your lover with movements and gestures, but don't let them touch you until your ready. Tease them into frenzy. 24. I know it's an old clich, but - sex on the washing machine whilst it's spinning. If the tremors don't excite you maybe the location will. 25. Undress each other with your teeth. 26. Get an assorted collection of gloves - leather, lace, wool, surgical gloves and marigolds and test them all out during foreplay for different sensations with their textures. 27. Indulge in hair play. Trail and rub your hair over your lover's naked body. 28. Lasting longer tips. SQUE EZE - approximately 3 or 4 strokes before climax wrap your thumb and index finger around your cock and squeeze, concentrating the pressure on the urethra. START & STOP - this involves stopping before climax to let the excitement clam and then starting again. Using this technique often is said to improve your sexual stamina, as too can regular masturbation. CONDOMS - wearing condoms can also make you last longer because it reduces friction and sensitivity. 29. Use pillows to support and lift body parts during sex, intensifying positions and eliminating strain, making positions much more pleasurable. 30. Phone sex. This does require imagination. Probably the hardest part about phone sex is steering the conversation away from the 'norm' and down the steamy sexy road. Maybe you could start by talking about your last sexy encounter and develop from there. You could act out a fantasy. Move your own hands to where your partner says he would touch you. 31. A shaved pussy turns on so me people. You might want to ask your partners views before you get the razor out. However it does increase sensitivity and stops the pubic hair between the teeth complaint. 32. Try BDSM (bondage, domination, sado, and masochism) Attend a S&M workshop or get a book for information. Lots of toys and props are available on the market geared to this fetish. But remember to agree on a safety word. If anyone uses this word during play, every thing has to stop. 33. Make you own porn movie. Grab a camera and tape your steamy sex session. It may be a little embarrassing to watch back, but very horny to make. 34. Keep your toys clean. There are sex toy cleaning products available. Keeping toys clean is very important, you don't want to give yourself or your lover an infection. 35. Do a sexy photo shoot. You can change your clothing and undies, and create a collection of sexy photos. However, unless you have a digital camera, you will have to keep the pictures erotic rather than porno graphic, else they wont be developed; and if you too shy to take and collect them from a developing shop, use a send away in the post developing place.

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How To Prepare Her For Anal Sex, First Time Anal Sex - Relationships - Sexuality

Anal Pleasure For Her: How To Give Your Lover The Tightest And Most Intense Sexual Experience Of Her Life!

Usually, the horror stories we hear about anal sex revolve around the guy trying it on his partner even before she is ready. Sometimes, the guy may even spring a surprise on her... causing things to get really messy (in a bad way). The result? Anal sex is given a bad label, shelved and never talked about again in the entire relationship.

Yes, anal pleasure is all about adequate preparation. Not just physical preparation but also mental preparation. In fact, if you can mentally warm your lover up to the idea of hot, lustful anal sex... then most of the work is already done! The key is to take things slowly and give it to her really BAD only after she's ready.

Relax - Anal play is never about force. It's always about full consent between two loving parties. Here's a recap of the facts you need to educate your lover about anal intercourse...

Anal play can make your lover feel good - Since her anus contains a rich number of highly sensitive nerve endings... all of which are intensely stimulated during anal sex.Anal play can feel pleasurably tight for you as well - The human anus contains a ring of strong sphincter muscles that contract and relax... providing a firm gripping sensation for your penis.

Anal sex is not dirty or messy if done correctly. It's not painful if you do the usual preparations and ease yourself into it. If it's painful instead of pleasurable... you're not doing it right! You do the same preparations for anal intercourse as you would with vaginal penetration... the basics are the same!

Some Reasons Why Anal Sex Can Cause A Sexual Revolution In Your Bedroom..

If you have been together with your lover for a while, the usual same old sex routines may be boring. Things may not as intense for her now... especially if she's not as tight as before! Anal sex is a completely new way for you to stimulate her from the inside out... with that level of tightness you crave for yourself!

Most men & women fantasize about having anal sex. For men, it's because the position allows them to be entirely in control. For women, it allows them to give in and surrender to their partners fully. Why not add a new trick up your sleeves?

Anal sex (when done right) allows you to indirectly stimulate the G-spot and bring her to that rousing G-spot orgasm! If sex the conventional way just doesn't make her come... maybe this will have her throbbing uncontrollably in pleasure! Visit Anal Pleasure For Her.

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How Free Casual Sex in Bathrooms Became the New One-Night Stand - Publishing - Writing

Free casual sex in public places isn't exactly a new phenomenon. Ask the members of the Mile High Club. However, this novelty practice seems to be developing into something more common one that makes the regular one-night stand seem unusual.

David, an aspiring Wall Street lawyer in his early 40s who asked not to be tagged with his real name, is about to propose to his girlfriend. He considers free casual sex in restaurant bathrooms the modern equivalent of forbidden trysts. "I'm almost married, so bathrooms are more like motels for me."

Michael Kimmel, who is the author of "Guyland: The Inner World of Men, 18 - 26, says propagation of needed instantaneous free casual sex shows that both straight men and women are now appropriating what was then perceived as homosexual behavior. "In the gay culture," says Kimmel, "there is the idea that you can hit a bar, have free casual sex, zip up, and then have a beer. Now, even women are having free casual sex like their male counterparts do sex for sex's sake. It's way easier for both straight and gay men to have sex whenever they want to."

Shelly, a New York real estate broker in her 30s, provided support to Kimmel's theory with her own story. Her bathroom taste focuses on a new aspect of stall sex: wealth. She isn't defiling the bathroom stalls of local dive bars; she's doing it in the classiest restaurants in Manhattan. "The stalls at Nobu in West 57th are the best," she says. "You can lean over the sink and watch yourself in the mirror as you do the dirty deed."

At velvet-rope clubs, like the Plumm in New York, stall sex is a privilege not only the wealthy take pleasure in but also those with preferred customer status. There is one exclusive room at the Plumm that has been specifically designed to hide stall fornicators. According to club owner Noel Ashman, they have a VIP bathroom that goes through the kitchen for its members with a special key that provides entry. When asked if sex really happens there, an unconcerned Ashman says, "I suppose it does."

Amy Sacco, club owner of celebrity infested Bungalow 8, is similarly undaunted by the practice, although, she takes note of a potential hassle. "It's no surprise if people are having sex in my bathrooms mine are divine," she says. "But hopefully they all make it fast I hate it when the lines starts to get long."

Free casual sex in public places isn't exactly a new phenomenon. Ask the members of the Mile High Club. However, this novelty practice seems to be developing into something more common one that makes the regular one-night stand seem unusual.

David, an aspiring Wall Street lawyer in his early 40s who asked not to be tagged with his real name, is about to propose to his girlfriend. He considers free casual sex in restaurant bathrooms the modern equivalent of forbidden trysts. "I'm almost married, so bathrooms are more like motels for me."

Michael Kimmel, who is the author of "Guyland: The Inner World of Men, 18 " 26, says propagation of needed instantaneous free casual sex shows that both straight men and women are now appropriating what was then perceived as homosexual behavior. "In the gay culture," says Kimmel, there is the idea that you can hit a bar, have free casual sex, zip up, and then have a beer. Now, even women are having free casual sex like their male counterparts do sex for sex's sake. It's way easier for both straight and gay men to have sex whenever they want to."

Shelly, a New York real estate broker in her 30s, provided support to Kimmel's theory with her own story. Her bathroom taste focuses on a new aspect of stall sex: wealth. She isn't defiling the bathroom stalls of local dive bars; she's doing it in the classiest restaurants in Manhattan. "The stalls at Nobu in West 57th are the best," she says. "You can lean over the sink and watch yourself in the mirror as you do the dirty deed."

At velvet-rope clubs, like the Plumm in New York, stall sex is a privilege not only the wealthy take pleasure in but also those with preferred customer status. There is one exclusive room at the Plumm that has been specifically designed to hide stall fornicators. According to club owner Noel Ashman, they have a VIP bathroom that goes through the kitchen for its members with a special key that provides entry. When asked if sex really happens there, an unconcerned Ashman says, "I suppose it does."

Amy Sacco, club owner of celebrity infested Bungalow 8, is similarly undaunted by the practice, although, she takes note of a potential hassle. "It's no surprise if people are having sex in my bathrooms mine are divine," she says. "But hopefully they all make it fast I hate it when the lines starts to get long."

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